Fun At Work Day T-Shirts

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Gesundheite!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'