Bring-your-kids-to-work Day Pillows

"We can reduce our I.T. problems by having more Bring-Our-Kids-To-Work days."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

"Adorable, Dobson, but baby pictures will suffice from now on."

'In your grievance you claim you've been exploited and unappreciated. You mean here, or when we're at home?'

"Yes Billy, you have a question..."

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Working Moms

Bad business inc.

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

"Does no one here have an actual child?"