Tailored Tail Artist T-Shirts

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

Dressed for Success!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

New Suit.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

At the suit makers

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I'll take it!'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Bobbies library of jeans

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Purple dress

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Penguin suit fitting.

Tuck Shop

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!