Tailor Of Talents T-Shirts

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Dressed for Success!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

At the suit makers

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Bobbies library of jeans

'I'll take it!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

The Dandy

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Purple dress

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'