Tailor Of Talents T-Shirts

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Dressed for Success!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

New Suit.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

At the suit makers

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Arts and crafts

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I'll take it!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Bobbies library of jeans

The Return Of The Minipants

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Tuck Shop

The Dandy

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Meet Santa's entourage