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The Horse Rider.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

En garde!

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

En-guard dog.

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

Acupuncture.

Porcupines fencing with quills.