Tailored Mare Fan Prints

The Horse Rider.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

En garde!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Centaur Sprinter

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Pig Trotter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I believe you were first.'

En-guard dog.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

The Race

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Acupuncture.