Tailgate Transformer Pillows

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Environmental Conscience

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'They wouldn't let him graduate from obedience school - he bit the valedictorian.'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'Go long!'

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"