Tail-wagging Tyrant Pillows

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

K9 Authors.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Cruel Pet Tricks

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Dog.