Tail-wagging Boss Pillows

'Cute.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

K9 Authors.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Cruel Pet Tricks

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

Dog.