Tail-wagging Teacher Pillows

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

K9 Authors.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"