Tail-wagging Therapist Pillows

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

K9 Authors.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

Cruel Pet Tricks

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'