Tail-wagging Treat Giver Pillows

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

English Pointers giving pointers.

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'Rusty, stay!'

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."