Tail-wagging Treat Giver Mugs

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bad dog."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

English Pointers giving pointers.

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

'Milton Kabuff, dog breeder.'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'Rusty, stay!'

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."