Tail-wagging Gourmand Mugs

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"You've already been for a walk."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'This one keeps dog time.'