'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''
Tail-wagging Gourmand T-Shirts
Celebrate culinary canines with our fun t-shirts for tail-wagging gourmets. Bright, witty, and cozy—ideal for pet enthusiasts who love to showcase their passions in style.
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'
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'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'
"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"
'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'
I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.
"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."
"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."
'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'
"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."
'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'
'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'
"You've already been for a walk."
Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs
'They do say they're a shy breed.'
"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"
'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'
"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."
"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"
"When did you become such a big animal lover?"
Stick man throws arm for dog
"I got you the same thing."
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'
"I say you're spoiling that dog."
'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'
"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."
'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'
'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'
"I have no skills. . . only tricks."
"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."
Tail-wagging Gourmand T-Shirts Collection
Tail-wagging Gourmand Mugs
Discover more delightful mugs featuring tail-wagging gourmets—perfect for adding humor and charm to everyday coffee breaks.
Tail-wagging Gourmand Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to cozy up with—featuring playful designs for the culinary canine enthusiast in your life.
Tail-wagging Gourmand Prints
Decorate with our exclusive prints that highlight the fun of tail-wagging gourmets, adding personality to any space.