Tail-wagging Treat Seeker T-Shirts

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You've already been for a walk."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Good dog!"