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'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'This one keeps dog time.'