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'I told him to keep his head in the car, and Heaven knows I didn't see that road sign coming either...'

'Milton Kabuff, dog breeder.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...