Tail Wagging Seer Gifts

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You've already been for a walk."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Dog Park Zoom

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'He's barking mad!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"You destination is around the next curve."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Take it easy back there!"