Tail-wagging Bicyclist Pillows

"Yeah, mine is an environmentalist too. I was worried when he sold his car, but he's put a dog-basket on his bicycle: it's even better than a car-ride!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'