Tail Wag Translator Mugs

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"That's just not the real me."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"My human can't tell which end is which."