Tail Wag Specialist Mugs

'It's times like this that I wish I was taller.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"That's just not the real me."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Fido and Fifi

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.