Tail-trailing Pup Gifts

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Love a Mutt

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

Parping dog.

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

A Dog's Grave.