Tail-taxied Pooch Pillows

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Love a Mutt

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"You've already been for a walk."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I got you the same thing."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'