Tail Tale Fan Pillows

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Fishing Tales

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Thomas Hardy

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Fishing Boat Derby

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Good boy

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A Salmon Lie

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Circus trousers

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."