Timeless Tale Fan Pillows

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Fishing Tales

Thomas Hardy

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Upper West Side Story

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

A Salmon Lie

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Circus trousers

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

A Tale of the Sea

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'