Tail Collectors Gifts

Let's dance.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Beanirrito"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I know your mother."

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'