Tail Collectors Prints

Let's dance.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Beanirrito"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

"I know your mother."