Tagging Enthusiast Gifts

Graffiti like

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

X-RAY

Naming that Impala

#notblessed

The power of the blog.

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Your DNA is in the database.

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

Changing house name.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"