Tactical Gear Enthusiast Mugs

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Dry Cleaning

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Global Arms Trade

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Shredder broken again?"

Surveillance Society

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

New chess champion 31st November 2018

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Safety wear for the hunted.

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

"After years in theoretical physics, I can't get enough equipment to put my hands on."