Tactical Gear Enthusiast Mugs

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Dry Cleaning

Global Arms Trade

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Surveillance Society

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Tiny Drones

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

New chess champion 31st November 2018

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Safety wear for the hunted.

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'