Tactical Gear Collector Mugs

'The time? All tooled up and forgot my watch, would you believe!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Invest in technology."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sport Utility Boot.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'New Game'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

A spy

Swiss Army Stove.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Handy-lion

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"