Tactic Innovator Pillows

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Trojan Chess

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'