Tactic Thinker Pillows

Game Theory Symposium. Even the simplest games require strategy! So there's a tactic to tic-tac-toe?

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"I feel used."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Trojan Chess

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

Introverted Chair

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."