Tactic Innovator Prints

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Trojan Chess

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'