Tackle Box Collector Pillows

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Hooks R Us.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'You only caught one?'

Box Tamer.

'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Box Car.

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Just the bait, please."

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'