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'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Hooks R Us.

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'You only caught one?'

'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'

Box Tamer.

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"If you fits, you sits!"

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

Box Car.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."