Box Top Collector T-Shirts

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Bribes for Jabs

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

ZOO

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Busy day

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'