Box Top Collector Mugs

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Busy day

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.