Tackle Collector Pillows

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Hooks R Us.

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"I think you might need a few more tools."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

The Carrot and Stick.

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