Tabletop Tycoon Mugs

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Robot Parts $5

The president's men

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"The knights of the round accent table"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'He's precocious.'

Supermarket Merge

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."