Tablet Tycoon Mugs

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Sugar Fix.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."