
Supermarket Merge
Looking for something to energize your retail boss? Our retail tycoon mugs blend humor and motivation, making every coffee break a moment of inspiration tailored for their business hustle.
Supermarket Merge
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The president's men
"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."
Guy has framed 'first Yuan'
"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."
Lemonade Inc.
"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'
Acme Toys Ltd
'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'
"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."
"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"
"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'
"Sales are up 38% since the name change."
"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'
'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'
'He's precocious.'
"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."
'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'
Sugar Fix.
'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'
Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd
R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.
"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"
"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."
Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands
The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!
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