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"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Modern publishing.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Writers strike.

Pencil Rubber

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"He calls it the eBible."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Monk on PC.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Which useless activity are you doing on your electronic pacifier right now? My what? Your electronic pacifier. Your soother. Your binky. My iPhone is not a "binky". It's an indispensable tool, essential to keeping the busy, modern life running like a well-oiled machine. You can't stand to experience a single moment devoid of activity. Solitude makes you agitated, lonely, bored or insecure. Anytime you feel bad, you reach for your phone. It's your binky. My Twitter followers agree with me that yo

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

'Scrub that last paragraph...'.

'He's our top blogger...'

'I've gotten quite a bit out of that creative writing class. I think I'll become a literary agent.'