Tablet Tapas Fan Pillows

It was soon discovered that no matter how digital everything becaue at school, it didn't work too well for the cafeteria lunches.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Fridge-to-table"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"I think our way is more elegant!"

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Sausage

Push Notifications

Remote Toaster

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

If the dragon was romantic.

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

A dog sits at her typwriter

Man Misses His Television Set

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

Microphone Feedback

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

Tea Shirt

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?