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It was soon discovered that no matter how digital everything becaue at school, it didn't work too well for the cafeteria lunches.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"I think our way is more elegant!"

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Sausage

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Push Notifications

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

If the dragon was romantic.

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Remote Toaster

A dog sits at her typwriter

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

Man Misses His Television Set

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Microphone Feedback

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

Yeah, I'm still not ready for indoor seating, either.

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