Tablet Addicts Pillows

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Bring out yer books!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"I need a more interactive you."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Man-mobile

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Books on tablets.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Prisoner of technology

'Aww the NFL looks so adorable.'

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Dead spots