Tablet Addicts Mugs

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Bring out yer books!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"I need a more interactive you."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

Man-mobile

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

The iPad Players

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Books on tablets.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

The Life of Wii

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

'Aww the NFL looks so adorable.'

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

Prisoner of technology

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper