Tablet Aficionados Pillows

Church in the year 2035.

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

Books on tablets.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

Books versus TV.

'Aww the NFL looks so adorable.'

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Very old fashioned computer.

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

Do not abuse the Lawn

Teamwork

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"This little tablet holds everything my briefcase held...except the crackers."

"Angry humans!"

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

'I can read you like an e-book, Roger.'

'But it's impossible for me to drive without a phone in my ear!'

"Mind the cliff..."