Table Tennis Rebel Pillows

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Table tennis.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

The return of Miss Subways

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Stable tennis

conversing using table tennis technology

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."