Table Tennis Rebel Pillows

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Table tennis.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

The return of Miss Subways

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Stable tennis

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"