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"We both know I'm going to feed Rex table scraps anyway, so I figured..."

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'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm going in."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"The last doggy bag."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Could you wrap this for me to take home? My humans love leftovers.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."