Table Manners Maven Mugs

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Don't chew your food.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"Secondhard carbs"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.